Monday, September 8, 2014

Vikings Update: Week 1

Vikings players and fans rejoice! 

This moment was too funny not to share with those of you (most?) who didn't watch the game. (Sorry for the resolution -- I made it myself with a free app on my phone.) 



Now imagine Harrison Smith passing up a ham sandwich into the stands....I have to believe that Vikings fans would have the same reaction.

But this gif says it all.....we're back baby! At this specific moment in time, I can't predict anything but a Super Bowl victory. I'm going to use some math here, and by my calculations, we are on pace to go 16-0 and outscore our opponents 576 to 117. I extrapolated the points against since we will likely allow a touchdown or two in there, especially since we are playing against Brady, Brees, Rodgers, and Stafford in that order over the next four weeks (oh god)....Here's hoping to an entertaining year of Vikings football!

P.S. Does anyone else still get images of Theiling anytime we play the Rams? 

Monday Update: A Whole New World


Gentlemen,

Welcome back. It's nice to see you again. Except Crabs.

This week was the unveiling of the new changes to the league/scoring settings. I may be biased, but I thought they were fantastic.

Adding in the Rushing/Receiving 1st Down component is a new wrinkle that I'm enjoying more than I thought. To be honest, I had sort of forgotten about it until I checked the scores on Friday (after Packers/Seahawks) and Randall Cobb points jumped by 2.5. I was all like "What the Fuck?" and then realized he had 5 1st Downs.

I'm a big fan of rewarding plays that are important to the game, which 1st Downs are. Last night, Demaryius got tackled twice a yard short and both times Denver ended up punting. On the flip side, if anyone watched the Pittsburgh/Cleveland games, Le'Veon Bell was a fucking awesome and got rewarded for it. He already would have had a big day, but be accounted for 9 total 1st Downs by himself, which got Bill an additional 4.5 points.

PREDICTION: As we discuss changes during next offseason, my guess is if we do anything with this scoring, it will actually be to increase this statistic.

The other major change was the SuperFlex, aka the 2nd QB. I know many of you were against it, but c'mon now... it was pretty damn fun to have 2 QB's to root for.

I'm telling you right now, my offseason plan is going to be to increase the size of our starting lineups again. Not QB's, but most likely another Flex. Starting more players is more fun, and makes the game more challenging. Just prepare yourselves now.

HIIIIII-YA!

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Week 1 Gameday Thread: Welcome Back, Football


Yes.

YES.

YESSSSS!

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Fuck YES.

Football is back. Sunday Ticket and RedZone are free for a week (on Directv). The wife and Jack are off to a birthday party.

I will be parked right here all day.

Come join me and ridicule Gallus for all his injuries.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Post Draft - Vikings Review



As a classic over-thinker I can relate to Rick Spielman. This label that I'm placing on Spielman is one I believe he deserves. Ever since he took over as General Manager back in 2012, he has built a draft day legacy that he (himself) has tried to live up to. As a fellow over-thinker, our biggest downfall is assuming you have all the angles figured out. But as a GM of a team, I feel there are times that you have to approach the unpredictable draft in a very predictable and patient approach.

This year, the Vikings have brought in a premier coaching staff that that the rest of the NFL should be jealous of. Norv Turner is hands-down one of the best offensive minds in football. Last year, he was able to coax breakout years out of Josh Gordon and Jordan Cameron. As a Browns fan, I know I can't expect the same type of production this year, but I know what great coaching can bring out of those guys. So this year, all Spielman had to do was give Turner the proper chess pieces... and get out of his way. Did he do that?

On the defensive side of the ball, Mike Zimmer is a genius on the sidelines. His ability to get the most out of sub par, over-the-hill, athletically-limited defenders is quite frankly amazing. Case-in-point, Terance Newman and James Harrison were (I mean are) old, slow, and unwanted but Zimmer turned them into cogs in an elite defense. He even turned one-dimensional strong safeties, Taylor Mays and George Iloka, into assets instead of the liabilities that they are in pass coverage. So long story short, Zimmer can coach.

But back to the over-arching theme of this post, let's review the draft class.

Yet another year, Spielman took the Browns to the cleaners in another draft day trade. Or did he? .................. A-n-y-w-a-y-s, after the Browns traded down to 9 with the Bills, the cost to trade up from 9 to 8, should have been 150 points (based off of the trade value chart) or a 3rd round pick. But somehow the Browns got away with only giving up a 5th round pick (33.5 pts). But as is customary, teams trading up never tell the other team whom they covet. So when the Browns picked CB Justin Gilbert, I believe Spielman experienced his first negative outcome from over-thinking.

So if you can't read between the tea leaves here, I believe the Vikings wanted Gilbert to play opposite Xavier Rhodes. The one-year prove-it deal they gave to underachieving CB Derek Cox is no ringing endorsement. And as I've said before, 5'8" Captain Munderlein is far from a perimeter CB to counter 6'4" WRs in the NFC North. Sure Cox could be Zim Dawg's Terence Newman... but I'm just not sold. Either way, (OLB) Anthony Barr was tabbed at #9 to attack the QB, which he could excel at. Sure some draftniks have questioned his inability to hold up at the point of attack, his lack of counter pass rush moves, and his zero experience in dropping into coverage. But no one intelligent would dare challenge Barr's athletic prowess or impressive frame. At Zimmer's SAM position, Barr will easily be the most explosive pass rusher he's ever worked with at LB.

Next, the Vikings traded up into the 1st to select (QB) Teddy Bridgewater. You all know where I stand on Bridgewater, you all know where Rod Jerks stands on him too. So I won't belabor the analysis here. What I will say is, Spielman was very wise to trade up into the 1st. The Texans could have picked him at the top of the 2nd. But the added plus is that in the new CBA, 1st round draft picks have a 5th year team-option. This is an under-the-radar value added aspect to trade. In today's NFL, the financial flexibility of having a 5th year option (at a predetermined rate) gives teams more time to know what they have in a player and make a wise investment.

In the 3rd round, (DE) Scott Crichton was an amazing value. If you remember, Crichton is easily one of my favorite players. I like him so much, that I think he could be a darkhorse candidate for DROY. But for that to materialize, he will have to beat out Brian Robison and Corey Wooton for playing time. Robison will be an over-priced nickle rusher, while Wooton hasn't capitalized on his ability... so I think he has a chance.

The second 3rd round pick went toward joining the out-of-no-where run on running backs. Eight RBs were selected in 43 picks, between the 2nd and 3rd round. Had you told me that this was going to happen before the draft, I would have told you to stop stop drinking and I'd get you a cab. So needless to say, I think that Spielman reached, over-thinking the need justifies the pick. The insatiable need for a quality backup RB, a world-class athlete by the way, over-ruled the need for a CB or S or OT. I'm a little harsh, but in my heart of hearts (RB) Jerick McKinnon I have a man-crush. Don't tell Scott Crichton.

Then there is (OG) David Yankey, who was once thought of a top flight OG, until everyone realized that playing for Stanford doesn't automatically make you an amazing player. As we got closer to the draft, most thought that he would go undrafted. Before you think this is a smokescreen, GMs don't bother creating false rumors on players outside of the top 2 rounds. I would have preferred CB Shaq Richardson, S Vinnie Sunseri, or DT Caraun Reid.

In the 6th and 7th round, the Vikings selected 5 more players. 3 CBs, 1 DT, and 1 OLB. Most of these guys will contribute by playing special teams, and some will max out on the practice squad. That said, (CB/S) Antone Exum and (DT) Shamar Stephen could get decent backup reps.


The negative outlook:

As a whole, I feel that Rick Spielman under-valued the need for a CB and chose to pick some eye-catching big name players. But building a team with big name draft prospects is a strategy that has been done before, the Cowboys and Redskins have been doing it for years. In 3 years time, the potential is there for none of these guys to be on the Vikings roster, that's how risky these guys are. Over-reaching for names, over-trading draft assets, and over-thinking how the draft will shake out is awfully risky business. Overall, this draft class is far from a bad one, but is also far from a good one.

The positive outlook:

As a whole, Spielman has done a masterful job drafting high-upside players at some critical positions. Trading up for what some think is the best QB in the draft, at the backend of round 1, was a critical need for a rebuilding team. In a division that features superstar canon arms like Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler, and Matthew Stafford... the Vikings needed someone who can lead the Vikings out of the cellar of the NFC North. Barr and Crichton will join Everson Griffen and Brian Robison to generate consistent pressure on opposing QBs. While Yankey will help fortify the interior of the offensive line. As many as six rookies will see significant playing time, and will be coached up by two of the best coaches in football.


You can pick what you want to believe.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Post Draft Thoughts



Like filling out a perfect NCAA bracket or hunting a chupacabra, correctly predicting the NFL Draft is an exercise in futility. I stole the aforementioned line from an article I recently read, but it's painfully accurate. All the research, analysis, educated guesswork that is put into a mock draft is thrown out the window, when the clock starts.

Now that the draft has come and gone, all that matters is how much production each team can squeeze out of a draft pick. In typical years, if a team can get 2 starters... or 3 years after a draft they have 4 players still on the roster, it was a very good draft class. Below I reflect into my (Vikings & Browns centric) post-draft thoughts. [I will add the Vikings breakdown later]

Cleveland Browns

With the pending Josh Gordon suspension, nay sayers will point to the lack of WR picks as the biggest downfall of the Browns draft. But in Ray I trust. I have zero doubt that GM Ray Farmer knows what he is doing. Even though the draft process is fast and chaotic, he appears to be intelligent, strategic, and prepared. When Farmer says that a draft strategy has to be based on team building not "perceived" gap filling, I agree.

"Trader Ray" as his NFL counterparts have come to call him, traded 3 times in the first round, to nab two boom-or-bust PLAYMAKERS. First, (CB) Justin Gilbert is a press-man CB that can play on the outside on an island. Opposite Joe Haden, these two will form an elite CB duo that will allow HC Mike Pettine's attacking 34 defense to produce a boat load of QB sacks and turnovers galore. Gilbert needs to clean up his footwork, which can be coached up, but has the ball skills, eye discipline, and raw athletic ability will be a scary risk-reward proposition for QBs that are looking to challenge him.

The second first rounder was (QB) Johnny Manziel, which is far from the play-it-safe strategy I prefer in the first round. But the gamble on greatness between Gilbert and Manziel is well worth the draft assets if either (or both) become reality. Manziel has the requisite hand size and arm strength to play 8 games on the shores of cold and windy Lake Erie. Defenses will try to keep him in the pocket, but OC Kyle Shannahan's offense will have plenty of bootlegs that will keep LBs and Ss honest as they have to honor Manziel's running ability. We'll see how this turns out.

At the top of the 2nd, most folks thought it would be high-way robbery if the the Browns took WR Marquise Lee... which was the popular choice. Myself, I preferred WR Allen Robinson out of Penn State, as I bought into the concerns with Gordon's suspension and lack of outside WRs. Either way, Farmer and the Browns went in another direction with (OT) Joel Bitonio out of Nevada. I was very very high on Bitonio so I think the value was there. He also makes the offensive line insanely good, and more importantly very nasty.

(ILB) Christian Kirksley was the last impact inside backer on the board, and WR Donte Moncrief was still there. I had Moncrief higher on my board, but that seemed to be counter to the entire league. Other than Moncrief I didn't think there was a smart WR option in the 3rd, so I'm not complaining... even though I want to. In Kirksley, I hear he is physically gifted and has "it" characteristics that could lead to something special.

In the late 3rd, Farmer was fearful that the Broncos, Vikings, Ravens, and Falcons would take (RB) Terrance West before thieir pick at the top of the 4th. Trader Ray then traded up with the Niners to get a solid RB to back up frequently injured Ben Tate. Sure the trade was a bit lop-sided in San Francisco's favor, but Farmer was proven correct when three RBs came off the board before their original 4th round pick.

In the entire 3rd day of the draft, they walked out with only one pick... but oh what a pick. My boy (CB) Pierre Desir, out of small school Lindenwood, was the selection. Obviously, in no way was this a "need" pick. Ray Farmer was sticking to his board, and saw amazing value at a marquee position. Desir is a height/weight/speed guy with amazing length. His fluidity is evident, as he can flip his hips and run with most WRs. Then you add his elite ball-skills to high-point and pluck the ball... he will be the steal of the draft.

Of note, for the second year in a row, the Browns have traded for a future draft pick with an in-division rival. Obviously this is not a common practice, and comes with immediate risks, but it worked last year with the Steelers. This year they traded with the Ravens, giving up a back end 7th rounder for a 2015 6th rounder. The Ravens then selected the slipping diminutive slot WR out of Wake Forest Michael Campanaro. So we'll see if this comes back to haunt them. But walking into next year's draft, the Browns have an extra 1st, 4th and 6th rounder.

So what about the WR position? I think the answer will come from [1] Trading a low 2015 draft pick for someone; or [2] Picking up a a soon-to-be cut player after the draft. Any WR that is cut will see Cleveland as a very attractive destination, as the allure of playing time, supporting cast, and Johnny Manziel will be very attractive.

Teams I am looking at are:
  • Indianapolis: With TY Hilton, Reggie Wayne, Hakeem Nicks and newly added Donte Moncrief... I see the Colts cutting/trading DaRick Rodgers or Lavon Brazill.
  • Packers: Davante Adams, Jared Abbrederis, and Jeff Janis are 3 WRs now joining Jordy, Cobb, and Jarrett Botkin. Chances are that one of these guys is expendable.
  • Patriots: They have a ton of mediocre WRs, and can't possibly roster as many as they have. So I think Kenbrell Thompkins or Josh Boyce are obvious possibilities.

Minnesota Vikings : NEXT

Thursday, May 8, 2014

BOTTBALL 2014 NFL Draft Blog


OH HELL YES.

Draft Day is here.

Finally.

Mercifully.

This is going to be a night (and subsequent few days) full of lots of bold, and likely preposterous, opinions. I'm throwing this out there as a central place to save all of these HOT SPORTS TAKES.

Having them here saves them forever, so we can always remind Gow that he said "Desmond Bryant is close to JJ Watt".

BTW, I didn't make that up. He actually said that. On 11/4/13 at the Pourhouse. I saved it because I knew it would be fun to revisit... which is exactly the point of this post.

Let's have some fun tonight.


***UPDATE: This is still a live blog for the remainder of the draft, so stay engaged and comment. Gow, I'm looking to you for updates on these dudes since you actually know who they are.

Also, Josh Gordon out for the year? So much for the Cleveland Renaissance. 

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Predicting the Vikings Big Board

Scheme and need will weigh heavy influence on each team's big board. Here is my guess as to where Vikings see the prospects ranking. Feel free to give feedback, or your own big board.

1 - DE | Jadeveon Clowney | South Carolina
>>> No brainer. He would be a stud as a 43 DE.

2 - OLB | Khalil Mack | Buffalo
>>> Over the last 3 years Zimmer has folded in a rush LB concept into his 43.

3 - DT | Aaron Donald | Pittsburgh
>>> Will Gow ever shut up about this guy? No I will not.

4 - CB | Justin Gilbert | Oklahoma State
>>> Currently, the 5'8" Captain across from the likes of Calvin, Marshall, Alshon, and Jordy. OUCH!

5 - OT | Jake Matthews | Texas A&M
>>> Here is the first instance of where value overrides need. Too good to pass up.

6 - CB | Kyle Fuller | Virginia Tech
>>> I like him better than some, but that's because I'm smarter than they are.

7 - OT | Greg Robinson | Auburn
>>> Robinson takes a backseat to Matthews, due to scheme fit.

8 - OT | Zach Martin | Notre Dame
>>> OG is a huge need, and at worst Martin is a stud OG if he flames out at RT.

9 - QB | Derek Carr | Fresno State
>>> Norv Turner offense needs a canon arm and the balls to stare down the gun barrel of a pass rush.

10 - WR | Mike Evans | Texas A&M
>>> This would be a luxury pick, but Evans is in the VJax mold that Turner likes.

11 - WR | Sammy Watkins | Clemson
>>> He has to be on the board, it's just where.

12 - WR | Odell Beckham | LSU
>>> He will take the top off a defense, to keep the safety honest and off the crossing Kyle Rudolph.

13 - ILB | C.J. Mosley | Alabama
>>> Jasper Brinkley only a 2 down Mike LB. Mosley is a 3 down Mikes that can read/react and cover.

14 - FS | HaHa Clinton-Dix | Alabama
>>> I think Zimmer likes deep half zone FS. Harrison Smith might be more of a SS.

15 - OT | Joel Bitonio | Nevada
>>> Very similar to Zach Martin, not as refined but very nasty.

16 - CB | Bradley Roby | Ohio State
>>> Probably the most athletically gifted athlete in this entire draft class. Let Zimmer coach him up.

17 - OLB | Anthony Barr | UCLA
>>> Rush LB. But due to coverage liabilities he will only play on obvious passing downs.

18 - DT | Dominique Easley | Florida
>>> Stock has taken a hit due to injury, but he is a STUD. Easy peasy, he could be the steal of the draft.

19 - QB | Zach Mettenberger | LSU
>>> Like I said about Derek Carr, same. NFL arm talent with touch.

20 - WR | Donte Moncrief | Ole Miss
>>> Talent for days. Luxury pick again, but a fit for Norv.

21 - OLB | Ryan Shazier | Ohio State
>>> Not exactly a Zimmer LB, but he offers 3 down capability that Gerald Hodges might not have.

22 - QB | Blake Bortles | UCF
>>> Capable but not great fit for Norv. Could be considered due to a high floor potential.

23 - DE | Scott Crichton | Oregon State
>>> Relentless pass rusher that has some of the best hand fighting in the class. Gow fav list.

24 - WR | Jordan Matthews | Vanderbilt
>>> Complete WR, somewhat like Keenan Allen ability.

25 - CB | Phillip Gaines | Rice
>>> Shut down Mike Evans and you get no love. Not fair at all.

26 - OG | Xavier Su'a-Filo | UCLA
>>> Mike Remmers, Brandon Fusco, and Valdimir Ducasse. Those are your current choices.

27 - CB | Darqueze Dennard | Michigan State
>>> I don't like him, but you might. He plays a need position, and some like him out there.

28 - DE | Kareem Martin | North Carolina
>>> 6'6" / 272 lbs strong and athletic. Perfect Zimmer DE.

29 - WR | Allen Robinson | Penn State
>>> Similar to Jordan Matthews, he has the size and ability to meet Norv's demands.

30 - TE | Austin Seferian-Jenkins | Washington
>>> Norv runs some 2-TE sets where a gifted athlete like ASJ would come in handy.