I've seen more productivity at the disability office than on here.

Holy Shit. Half of you must be on some sort of government subsidy, because you're officially lazier than the shit I see sitting on their front stoop when driving along Lake Street at 1am . This week is a fucking softball pitch, yet 5 (and I'd like to say 5 1/2 of you since Whitebread didn't expound upon what the significance of cufflinks were) didn't bother to change a name.  Bob came up with 3 on the fly and I actually liked the last one.

You're officially lazy enough to wear adult pajamas that have a "shit chute". Bravo.

For those that took 30 seconds out of their Sunday TV, unhealthy snacking and masturbation schedule to change. Good job. You did the bare minimum. The names kinda stank like that too since there were only 5.

- Beta Rose stalker had potential but wasn't really directed at anyone to sting enough

- H_____land's Cufflinks - I don't understand. So can't say much. Someone will have to fill me in

- Crapswell's Pick'Em League - Yes, my pick 'em league is more a ghost town than west Detroit, but that wasn't as spicy as we like them around here

-P______'s Wife. Wow, talk about the other end of the spectrum! I don't think anyone is gonna debate you on that, but the topic was "BOTT possessive nouns", not "BOTT Elephants in the Room"

- Mine was just "whatever" after I changed it from an old roommate of mine to something that "stung" a little less.

Since this week won't really count anyway, no need to count votes.  I'll have Bob show me how to do the voting machine.

What could have been the winner (as dirty as it was) I'm going to try a new idea leaching off Bob's team submission and try "Elephants in the Room" theme.  It could be BOTT related, pop culture, football (not as funny). Anything really.  What's something oblivious to all of us, but never spoken much of in public?

So remove your left hand from down your pants and your right hand from your jizz caked WoW mouse and type something to defend your creativity...