Last week had some good submissions and a 90% turnout even though most were as terrible as you all are. You people are a wet jizz stained blanket on would be fun.
I had a chance to walk by the house last week after the Gopher beat some school most fans didn't realize had a team until they looked at their ticket. While at the chapter house I was impressed. Impressed by the amount of activity that was going on anywhere but there. I've seen funeral homes with more exciting things going on.
That being said, with it being U of M homecoming week, the theme for next week is...."You know you're at the Beta Pi Chapter House when you see/hear/smell _________".
Hopefully that'll stir up some fun filled and funny submissions for even the most douchey of our managers.
For those of you in town this Friday and Saturday, the parade is at 7p and the game is at 2:30p BOTT is paired with KSig, A Phi, and another frat not worth noting since I forgot it already since Saturday.
Post if you plan on attending either day...
These are officially my favorite weekly posts.
ReplyDeleteFor as much as you made fun of me for 2 years, Andy, you've certainly embraced your author role. And you might be more hilarious in print, than you are in person.
Because I know you all are on pins and needles, I'm in Chicago this weekend (i.e. no homecoming circle jerk stuff for me).
ReplyDeleteBut I'll be at MNF. So wherever we go, can it please not be the depressing kind of place sad men go to after their wives cheat on them, before they jump off the bridge (i.e. Crooked Pint)?
Thanks in advance.