Monday, September 23, 2013

Monday Update: It's 4:30, you know what kind of effort you're getting...

Gentlemen,

Not sure where this evening's festivities are taking place, but I won't be there. Enjoy whatever bar you choose; it has to be more upbeat than Crooked Pint last week.


Here's your (very quick) recap of the matchups:

Titwarmer vs. Dallus
  • Dallus got screwed 2 weeks in a row. This week he just sucked.
  • Ned still has Welker and has a good shot at Points $. Moves to 2-1.
  • Dallus will be 0-3... like the Vikings.

Jerks vs. Crapswell
  • Demarco Murray (26.3 pts) made me look stupid (I argued he wasn't that good at MNF last week).
  • Demarco Murray (26.3 pts) made Andy look stupid (on his bench). 
  • Barring Moreno outscoring Prater by 31 pts, we both will be 2-1. 

Coconuts vs. NooShoo
  • Kaepernick (4 pts) < Ponder (22 pts)
    • At least that's how Spielman viewed them on draft day...
  • 2 weeks in a row, Juan has lost his GB RB (Lacy, Starks) early in the game. $28 FAAB dollars well spent.
  • Antonio Brown nearly pulled out a miracle for Gow. 32 points last night. "You're lucky", Juan...
  • Barring some scoring change, Juan will pull out a 0.9 pt victory and move to 2-1. Gow 1-2.

Bill vs. Kenni
  • Kenni got 39 pts from Defense/Kicker. WTF
    • Also got 1.7 from starting WRs (Bowe, Hilton)
  • Bill's highest scorer thus far is his Kicker. 
  • Pretty much sums this one up.
  • Bill is down about 50 with Manning and Broncos D going tonight. Should be close, but likely is too big a hole.
  • Assuming no change, both will be 2-1.

Whitebread vs. Crabs
  • Crabs started Vernon Davis. Marcus started SF defense. Basically a wash.
  • Boring match, but closest contest going into tonight.
  • Whitebread leads by 10 (with McFadden), while Crabs counters with Demaryius. Yikes...
  • We'll either have two 1-2 teams (Whitebread wins) or Marcus will join Dallus at 0-3. 

Sorry for the lack of funny. Will try harder next week*.

*Probably not

Enjoy the game tonight, boys. 


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