Not sure where this evening's festivities are taking place, but I won't be there. Enjoy whatever bar you choose; it has to be more upbeat than Crooked Pint last week.
Here's your (very quick) recap of the matchups:
Titwarmer vs. Dallus
- Dallus got screwed 2 weeks in a row. This week he just sucked.
- Ned still has Welker and has a good shot at Points $. Moves to 2-1.
- Dallus will be 0-3... like the Vikings.
Jerks vs. Crapswell
- Demarco Murray (26.3 pts) made me look stupid (I argued he wasn't that good at MNF last week).
- Demarco Murray (26.3 pts) made Andy look stupid (on his bench).
- Barring Moreno outscoring Prater by 31 pts, we both will be 2-1.
Coconuts vs. NooShoo
- Kaepernick (4 pts) < Ponder (22 pts)
- At least that's how Spielman viewed them on draft day...
- 2 weeks in a row, Juan has lost his GB RB (Lacy, Starks) early in the game. $28 FAAB dollars well spent.
- Antonio Brown nearly pulled out a miracle for Gow. 32 points last night. "You're lucky", Juan...
- Barring some scoring change, Juan will pull out a 0.9 pt victory and move to 2-1. Gow 1-2.
Bill vs. Kenni
- Kenni got 39 pts from Defense/Kicker. WTF
- Also got 1.7 from starting WRs (Bowe, Hilton)
- Bill's highest scorer thus far is his Kicker.
- Pretty much sums this one up.
- Bill is down about 50 with Manning and Broncos D going tonight. Should be close, but likely is too big a hole.
- Assuming no change, both will be 2-1.
Whitebread vs. Crabs
- Crabs started Vernon Davis. Marcus started SF defense. Basically a wash.
- Boring match, but closest contest going into tonight.
- Whitebread leads by 10 (with McFadden), while Crabs counters with Demaryius. Yikes...
- We'll either have two 1-2 teams (Whitebread wins) or Marcus will join Dallus at 0-3.
Sorry for the lack of funny. Will try harder next week*.
*Probably not
Enjoy the game tonight, boys.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
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