TEAM NAME WEEK 8 -- “If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

Well since my Tebow post the other week I failed, but so has Tebow so you should have seen that coming. As Dave Chappelle once said, "If you have hate in your heart let it out!"

So this week, we're gonna let some steam out instead of contemplating bringing a gun to the workplace to threaten that asshole that sits across from you that constantly clears his throat.  It's OPPONENT SLANDER WEEK! Whoever is across the matchup board from you, take 'em down a peg. Remember that time your opponent stole your formal date? Stole beer out of your fridge? Stole Mountain Dew out of your fridge? Stole your jacket and never returned it? Wore your underwear? Yeah those type of things! On a completely unrelated note, sorry Marcus Whitebread, Sorry Mort Saayed, Sorry Rob Jerks, Sorry Juan Coconuts (times two).  Wow that felt really good to get off my electronic chest.

Now on to the good part. Fortunately for me, I have multiple pictures and stories to harass my opponent with. Unfortunately for Juan, he's my opponent.

I know there's a spelling error, but seriously when is the last time you wrote a Mexican name instead of yelling it at them over the sound of a leaf blower? Exactly...can they even write their own names? I figured the only time they scribble out something that resembles a name is when they're sending more money out of this country down to Guadalajara at the local Western Union office. 

 

Juan racked up quite a few accolades in his time, but this was always his most proud award.

 

Juan after he blew a coconut while celebrating his award...and probably showing off a little too with his advanced techniques.  We could learn a lot from him, people.

Well that's my attempt to stir up drama.  I really don't care if you want to play or not, these pictures were burning a hole in my pocket (hard drive) and I really needed to share.  Don't you worry though....so many more to post.  But I'll save that for another pointless post.