Retirements and Cards Against Humanity

So I'm taking in my morning dose of what fucking retarded things Matthew Drudge and Arian Huffington think people should care about in their ungodly slanted, bias and politically motivated schemes when I stepped right into this turd of a story.  This dude said, "I felt like Aaron Hernandez, like I just wanted to kill somebody" and retired from football after being the 8th pick overall 3 years ago with $24 million guaranteed.  He then returned back to the place he grew up where he's been arrested multiple times.  My first thoughts were holy shit this guy needs help (which he has refused to get anger counseling numerous times) and second, why can't this happen to more Vikings?

Think back to the last time you saw somebody smiling while being arrested or in custody?

Oh yeah, now I remember.  Well at least one of them isn't armed in public right now.

I know what you're thinking....MY GOD that's an ugly horizontal striped hoody.

Well onto more important things....

Team name mission, if you choose to accept it, a take on Cards Against Humanity.  This was part of a suggestion by Ned Titburger to do a Jeopardy style name last MNF, so I'm going to try it.  If you aren't familiar with this game, you lead the life of a priest and need to put down the alter boy and tune into 2013 a little more.  To start I'm going to draw from CAH and see if this works...THIS WEEK'S THEME:

"WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ___________"