Monday Update: What Would You Say You Do Here?

Gents,

Brief update today... more tomorrow. I swear to God that I will get new Power Rankings up tomorrow.

The Games
Rapid fire style

Bill Fredricks (118) defeats Marcus Whitebread (82)

• Prepare yourselves for Cracker's complaint about schedules, kickers, or Manning.
• Bill looking for his 3rd Points Bonus.

Rod Jerks (101) defeats Ned Titwarmer (97) 

• Brees made it way too interesting for me...
• Lamar Miller still going tonight for Points Bonus.

Andy Crapswell (67) leads NooShoo Gow (54)

• Everyone will be angry tomorrow when one of these teams gets a W.
• Andy still has VJax and Charles Clay.
• Gow has Tim Wright (that's a real guy). 

Dick Dallus (89) narrowly leads Ike Crabs (86)

• Crabs season was just about over before the Julius and Demaryius resuscitated it.
• Dallus is done. Crabs has Mike Wallace, needing less than 4 points...

Kenni Hana (107) leads Juan Coconuts (91)

• Juan looked in cruise control unti the night game effed him: Pierre Thomas outscores Romo, Graham, and Hartley combined. 
• Juan's hope now fall on rookie Mike James. He needs 16 points out of him.

Projected Standings

Using Yahoo's predictions, we're going to assume Andy beats Gow, Kenni holds off Juan, but Crabs overtakes Dallus. Thus tomorrow the standings will be:

Place	Team	Record
1st	Rod Jerks	7-3
2nd	Kenni Hana	7-3
3rd	Andy Crapswell	6-4
4th	Ned Titwarmer	6-4
5th	Bill Fredricks	5-5
6th	Ike Crabs	5-5
7th	Juan Coconuts	4-6
8th	NooShoo Gow	4-6
9th	Marcus Whitebread	3-7
10th	Dick Dallus	3-7

That's really weird...

I'm hoping someone springs an unexpected victory tonight.

Tonight

I'll be at home. But I'm sorry to be missing... BUCS-DOLPHINS?  Is that right?

/checks MNF Schedule

God the NFL must hate ESPN.

Good luck to everyone still fighting, and enjoy the game, boys.